reblog if you appreciate him

66point6:

person: you look dead
me: thanks

[Goofy Voice] Why the HYUCK you lyin

officialsegasaturn:

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

when u call for ur dog n u hear the lil pap pap pap of their feet as they come to u

So like

dogcentre:

I got my license n I moved out of home and everything tastes like sweet sweet freedom and also the 1kg of lollies that I bought yesterday because I can do shit like that now

you suck